Story of the day (TMI)

Today I went out to Old Chicago and ate pizza with two of my good friends. During the course of the meal I drank about 7 glasses of Pepsi. I don't know why I guess I was real thirsty. Then we hungout and talked for awhile outside of their apartment. By the time I was leaving all that Pepsi had caught up with me and I really had to pee. So I parked my car and surveyed the scene. Nobody was around and I felt that the nearby trees provided adequate cover. I began to relieve myself of the liquid weight and make my mark on the world. After two minutes had passed my reserve had been depleted and I was honestly bored of peeing. I made my way to my car and was now prepared for the drive home. As I backed out I noticed a lady was going to get something out of her car not more than 30feet from my urination destination. Moral of the story? Timing is everything.